Monday, 24 January 2011

TRAP THEM | «Darker Handcraft»

In this day and age everyone has a list of records that they've heard, but -- for variable reasons -- they can't hold with their hands. I'm not here to advocate illegal downloading (not the over way around either, i.e. the legal buying of digital files), but if you look at it as the distant cousin of the late 80s/early 90s tape-trading scene – GHUDDAMN, how much more romantic can you get it on with a record without sex? Which brings us to...


Trap Them's new album, «Darker Handcraft», that's what. It's safe to say that this is one of the few bands that keep me on my toes, they're one of those who really matter IMO -- take this with a little grain of salt then, it may be a tid bit biased. «Seizures in Barren Praise» was my fave record of 2008 and you can say I couldn't wait to listen to the new one. The band -- or whould I say singer Ryan McKinney? -- had the smart idea of starting a blog documenting the recording process and those that followed knew the goddamn thing was done, ready, since October. Release date: March 15, via their new home Prosthetic. A long, long wait layed ahead.


On January 5 the band finally released a song and, breaking one my golden rules of record listening, I download it from Brooklyn Vegan. All «Too Ride, Shoot Straight And Speak The Truth» drum rolls, «Wolverine Blues» riffs and Misfits on reverse chorus, «The Facts» was a catchy little nugget. Yeah, I played it – several times, nevermind the “try not to listen to single advance tracks” rule I've been advocating all along. What happens sometimes is that the song is just so good you'll play to death and you're fed up with it when the album is released. «The Facts» is one of those, it kicks you in the head and it never dies. I killed it by deleting the file from my computer. Looking back I don't thing it would ruin anything, really, because even though the song is one of the highlights on «Darker Handcraft», it shows up on the second half of the record, between the crawling sludginess of «Sordid Earnings» and the frenzy of «Saintpeelers», and is just an incredibe track among twelve others -- as good or even better.



There was already a private joke among my friends -- which included the question “when's the new Trap Them coming out?” being asked at the most random of situations. Last Thursday I got it an advance copy on my e-mail box. Sadly not the real mailbox, but anyway... It's playing on my headphones while I type this. It sounds like a more well-rounded Trap Them, with new drummer Chris Maggio (ex-Coliseum) adding a punk as fuck vibe that makes the first three songs hit you like a fist in the face. «Damage Prose», «Slumcult & Gather», «Every Walk a Quarantine» -- BAM! BAM! BAM! Brian Izzi's guitar sounds like a rusty chainsaw, like the dude's channeling that Hellid/Cederlund Sunlight Sound through only one guitar and some pedals; Stephen LaCour carries a monstrous bass tone and Ryan screams is lyrics out with a passion that makes the listener think he's about to burst a lung. Hat's off to Kurt Ballou too, the Converge axe-slinger signs another stellar production job here. There's more punk/crust/death'n'roll noise here than you probably can handle if you're not used to this kinda thing but also a clever melody increase on «Evictionaries», a moody little melancholic oddity called «Drag The Wounds Eternal» and mid-tempo crushers like «Sordid Earnings» and «Scars Align». I've played it four times only the day I got it, plenty more through the last weekend and the best thing is I know it will keep growing on me. My fave bands make me confront my inner darkness in order to appreciate them, which is not something “normal” people want to do, but without darkness there is no light … Boring cliché, I know, but if you’re willing to make an effort to weave Trap Them into your head it’s like looking into a black tinted mirror that reflects back on yourself. Sounds weird? Only darkness is real and this guys craft in darkness. They sure do.

Now just can't wait for my pre-order package to show on my real mailbox.

Thursday, 20 January 2011

SLAYER | «World Painted Blood»

Release Date: 11/2009
Label: American Recordings
Vinyl Color: Black
Pressing Info: 180 gram virgin vinyl with printed inlay.

That sticker on the corner of the album says almost everything you need to know about it. This is a European pressing of the latest Slayer record, «World Painted Blood», on 180 Gram High Quality vinyl -- a bit redundant if you ask me... if it's 180 gram (heavy as a really heavy thing) it's supposed to be high quality, right? -- with a nice gatefold cover and printed insert with lyrics on one side and a variation of the cover on the opposite. Musically it's business as usual for Slayer, with some punishing tracks along some others that could well have been left in the studio floor. Not as good as the classics, but not as bad as some of the stuff they've been putting out in the last decade either.





I don't think this is limited or difficult to get -- the pressing must have been large enough to supply the demand and it will take some time before it's eligible as a collectors item -- but this one is special for several different reasons...

1) I was looking at it when the idea of starting this little blog thing hit me hard;
2) It was a Christmas present and I can't remember the last time someone gave me a record as a gift;
3) It was a joint gift by two really special persons in my life;
4) The person that bought it didn't even knew I still had a turntable;
5) It's a SLAYEEEEER record, ghuddamn! ;)


IF I WAS A REAL GEEK I WOULD ALSO WANT: the «Psychoptahy Red» 7"; limited to 5.000 copies and pressed on transparent red vinyl. The single comes in a brown blood-stained crime-scene "evidence envelope"-style package with insert, all with Russian letters, as the song was inspired by Russian serial killer Andrei Chikatilo (aka the Rostov Ripper) who claimed to have murdered 56 children. This was released in celebration of the third annual Record Store Day on April 18, 2009 and sold exclusively at selected independent record stores. Feel free to get in touch in the comments if you have a spare you're willing to part with and send my way.

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

One, two... One , two... Test(icles)

Been willing to start a blog for a while, but the truth of the matter is that I never managed to find the perfect subject to keep me going on a format like this one... I'm late in the game, I know, but I kinda had a dream last night and had to go for it. The idea was so good I started writing on my head, thinking of everything I could do with this space. What else should I do than write about the things that take more time (and space) in my life, then? Records and shirts, that's it -- most of them have a story and I will collect the more interesting ones (at least to me) in this virtual pages.

I'm not a collector in the real sense of the word and haven't bought as many records as I did on the beginning of this year in a long time, but it made perfect sense and I have more than enough to get this going before diving into the old/rare stuff that sits on my shelves. Hope you enjoy this as much as I think I will... Let's see if the rush lasts for a while, since I'm aiming at weekly updates but this can change without notice anytime soon. And forgive me for the low quality photos; I'm so eager to start that I won't even wait to get a proper camera.